This is not Art

My friend Daniella and I spotted a huge fashion don't in Daffy's today. She appears in white in the background of this blurry photo.



This woman appeared to be in her mid-50's and had a bad haircut, but she had a normal figure. She was well-proportioned and a good kind of curvy. Really, she could have been quite striking as a woman, if it weren't for her horrid fashion choices.

She was wearing TIGHT white pants and a TIGHT white shirt. What made matters worse is that both were see-through. You can clearly see her bra in the photo below. What you can't see, but what we got a good look at, is her thong.

The best thing I can say about her outfit is that she had the good sense to choose a pretty, white, lacey thong to wear under her see-through white pants.

Presumably, she wore the thong to avoid unsightly panty lines. Oh, irony! Not only did she NOT avoid panty lines, but she accentuated every unflattering aspect of her figure.

I'd like to say that I just recommend a new bra, but really, she needs to just do over. Go home. Go back to bed. Get up tomorrow and try again.



I snapped these photos while pretending to take pictures of Daniella.